Oor Wullie

Welcome tae my Big Bucket o' Laughs Jokebook! I've gathered hunners o' jokes and riddles frae a' my pals – Fat Bob, Soapy Soutar and Wee Eck, so if ye've heard ony o' them afore, blame them. There are mair jokes in this book than I've had hot dinners and Ma has gi'en me plenty o' them in my time. Keep smilin'!
Wullie
Why did the pony cough?
It was feeling a little hoarse!
Where do you get chilli beans?
At the North Pole!
What do you call a man with a stamp on his head?
Frank!